Wednesday, April 22, 2009

10 English Sentences for Fabio Capello



We, at A Gallon of Butterbeer are a helpful bunch. And we know that England national football team boss Fabio Capello needs a little help with his English. So, our ever-thoughtful sportswriter came up with a list of 10 English sentences that the Italian manager might find useful


1. I’ve had enough of these goalkeeper buffoons, I wish Gigi Buffon was English


2. I was wondering if Frank and John will be allowed to play in a Chelsea shirt, because then they won’t act like they’ve never kicked a ball in their life


3. Nice suit, David. I must tell Armani I’d like a similar one


4. Rio, if I ever catch you trying to steal John’s Captain Armband again, I will bench you for the rest of your career


5. I know you won’t slip again, John, but you will NOT take a penalty


6. Theo, you will not wear that ‘I love Ericsson’ T-shirt to training ever again. And the same goes to you, David.


7. Wayne, you need to lose some weight


8. I will not tolerate late nights and any other kind of indiscipline. I’m not bloody Steve McLaren


9. This English weather is so depressing


10. Yes, yes, I know that you’ll won the World Cup in ’66.



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

this was long overdue. it had to be published sometime.

some body said...

please moares. please please please post more often.
your loving fan
Some Body

sushruthi said...

I love :)
10) especially.
England fans are almost as bad as scouse gimps. Except oh wait, this IS their year :D